We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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