I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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