he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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