Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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