Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
BRING THE BAGELS
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