4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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