Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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