How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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