take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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