I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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