I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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