i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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