He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
