That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
