your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't believe i had my finger in that
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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