so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
did i walk over a car last night?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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