theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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