bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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