My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
