Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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