Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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