"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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