Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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