In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Randomize
