ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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