Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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