Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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