I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
