Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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