He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
