If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
