Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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