With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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