did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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