if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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