That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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