Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Small penises have feelings too.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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