do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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