The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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