Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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