I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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