I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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