I got chris browned last night
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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