"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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