high people should be assigned attendants
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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