maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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