I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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