Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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