she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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