im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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