Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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