used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
