i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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