Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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