i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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