...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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